a guy, who lives probably somewhere on the earth.
you can just call me secretgaygent, but gaygent, agent, and curly meat hand man/curly are fine too.
i'm a guy, so i use he/him, but i won't be hurt if you use they/them. please no she/her, though, thanks

mostly human things. not normal human things most times, but still undoubtedly human stuff.
i like to draw things. some of my favorite subjects are geese, cats, and people. most of the time, my art is very choppy and stylized, but sometimes i try to do more realistic stuff.
i also like to sculpt sometimes. my absolute favorite thing to sculpt is shrimp, in the style of the shrimp in justan oval's shrimp quartet.
sometimes i try to make music, though i'm far from good at it and have absolutely no idea what i'm doing.
i also like programming (shocker, huh?), which i am very new to. i have experience with python, css, javascript (barely..), and ti-basic-89. i also like playing around with html.

being outside is pretty cool. i like people sometimes. i like waterfowl, poultry in general, hell, birds in general. i love cats (dogs too, obviously). and i like rodents. amphibians are cool too. i like some bugs. crustaceans are awesome (shrimps is bugs!11!!1).

the labrynthine torture chamber that is the body i live in. i also hate my brain sometimes. a lot of people are really hard to talk to, but that's just how things are.